kiptsune

papier-ciseaux

This week is Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week ! Or aro week for short

If you didn’t know, I’m aroace ✨

If you have any questions, I’ll gladly answer them !

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witchersjaskier

the reason why geralt doesn’t talk much is that he has no brain to mouth filter and he immediately spews the first thing that comes to his mind and really, he found out that it’s far easier to just be silent than to tell a lord that he looks like a kikimore’s ballsack to his face.

everything comes crashing down when a curse makes geralt unable to stop himself and now he suddenly keeps telling jaskier that he’s pretty, his voice is heavenly and geralt would very much like to fuck him against that tree right there

in-love-with-writing002

I am 100% behind this

yourgodofnightmares

NOBODY’S WRITTEN IT YET??! 😭😱 Bro, I am so close to finally sucking it up and writing a bunch of fanfics. Except, I may never finish them. Someone, pls write this before I post 1 chapter and start breaking hearts.

00qtee

Oh, look, i did a thing.

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The monster of the week had been an easy one: just a matter of banging some pans and pots together and the little kobolds were scarred enough of the noise to scuttle away and leave the ‘haunted house’. The payment would be some measly crowns, so Geralt and Jaskier did their usual search for retribution, opening cupboards and cabinets and taking what took their fancy. Jaskier refused to call it looting.
Geralt had just found a rope ladder - odd how often he came across those - when he heard the bard approaching.
“Geralt, can you tell me what this-Aargh!” The minstrel managed to break through a rotten floor board, getting stuck and sending the vials he was holding flying in the process. Geralt could have probably dodged those. But his very first instinct by now was to ‘save the bard’, so deeply ingrained after years of travel that ‘ducking unknown substances’ was not a priority. One vial crashed against his shoulder, the other flew over his head, emptying itself on the Witchers hair.
“Oh no! My dear Witcher, are you okay?”, asked the minstrel, while getting his foot unstuck.
Geralt felt his shoulders shrug. “Who cares. Are you, though? Does anything hurt?”
“Well, I care! I have no idea what was in these. That could have been… acid or poison or sleeping draughts or worse even. Some kind of mind altering substance! I’ve heard of sex pollen and love potions and stuff.”
“I’m sure the last two wouldn’t have been a hardship with you by my side.”
Jaskier looked at him oddly.
“I am fine, Jask, stop bothering about me and tell me if you are hurt, or I will sweep you off your feet this instant so you don’t aggravate that ankle of yours.”
“Sweep me of my… Why Geralt, you could do that any day without bodily harm involved, if you wanted.”, remarked Jaskier in his usual flirty way.
“I do. Want that. I would carry you all the time, pressed to my chest save and sound, if that would keep you away from all the horrors in the world.”
They blinked at each other after that strange admission, both in a mild state of shock.
“Fuck. What was in that potions?”

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sexy jaskier x geralt not my writing

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lizzibennet

can we all agree that being overdressed is a myth made up by boring stuffy people who are too worried about other people’s lives and don’t want you to have fun

lizzibennet

conversely, can we all agree that being underdressed is a myth made up by stuffy classist people who are too worried about other people’s lives and don’t want you to be comfortable or happy

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lizzibennet

holy shit

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bluestuffeh

dippersguidetotheunexplained

“all the gravity falls townsfolk act strange/stupid/quirky because theyre being subjected to experimental memory erasing technology thats slowly giving them all brain damage” is one of the most underrated twists in the whole show tbh. like what the fuck

figmentforms

A Tale of Two Rulers, Volume 3 (physical copies) are in stock!

Along with a few more copies of volumes 1 and 2.

etsy.com/shop/FigmentForms

I also finally learned that I can use media mail rates for books, so the shipping should be lower than previously, for people in the US at least. I think. I’m honestly very confused … but i think i did this right.

Thank you all so much for supporting my work!

cariicature-of-intimacy

cariicature-of-intimacy asked:

Send me a ▲ for my muse to run into yours at an adult novelty shop!

blacksand456 answered:

▲

Bill saw Jackson from the corner of his eye a smile building on his face at the sight. Waving at his darling from across the lanes, He walks over wrapping his arms around his hips. He hums softly looking at the shelves. “See anything you like yet?”

cariicature-of-intimacy

“Hmm?” Jackson didn’t notice Bill approached him until there was suddenly arms wrapped around him, leaning over his own shoulder to place a gentle kiss on the other’s cheek. “This one says it’s safe for pregnancies.” He murmured, holding up a box for Bill to inspect.

blacksand456

Bill purrs pleasantly, returning the kiss with one of his own on his neck. He nips him gently before pulling off to get a good look at the box taking it in hand. He looks the toy over with a hum and nodded his assessment. “Seems fine with me and with the material it’s made out of can be easily charmed. Thinking of getting it beloved?” He asked leaning his head against his. Bill has never held back on his affections but with his love pregnant he can’t help to be more so. The need to hold is to high to resist.